Corrupt A Wish

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Granted... you will win $1 on a lottery scratch off, but your girlfriend will have a cold that day and not be able to see you.

I wish I could leave work now.

Granted..... Now you are not going to get your wages and now you would have to fight for survival.....

I wish that I could run up and down like an idiot

Granted, but you must do so wearing a maid's uniform.

I wish my coworker would stop asking me easy questions.

Granted... Now your co-worker will ask the most complicated questions that your fuse would explode..... << like that.

I wish that I remain the same age for life?

Granded, but everyone you know aged 10 times faster now.

I wish I didn't normally look like

Your wish came true, but now you look like Homer Simpson.

I wish I have an iMac.

Granted, but Steve Jobs put a time bomb in your iMac... it will self destruct in 15 seconds.

I wish I didn't have to take my car in to get fixed tomorrow.

Granted... and now you have a car that doesn't function anymore and now your paying tax for nothing...

I wish that I looked like a body builder

Granted, but the chemicals making you look like a body builder have shriveled your man parts tot he pint they look like raisins.

I wish there were more emoticons.

Denied..... This is all we can get...... don't forget to "View more Emotions" underneath....

I wish I could never say denied again

Granted, "denied" is now the magic word... saying it will get you attacked by rabid squirrels from mars.

I wish I liked

Granted...... Now you are now living underwater and now you can't handle air anymore... ouch

I wish that I could kiss a valentines kiss?

Granted, but Willy the Gorilla doesn't like being kissed.

I wish I was ridiculously beautiful.

Granted.... Now you are ridiculously beautiful that I nearly lost my eye

I wish that the virtual world is real?

Granted, now you get a headshot from another player.

I wish I was fat.

......That wish is currently on hold, please hold the line.... *beeeeeeeeeeeep*

Denied...


I wish that I was muscular?