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Sheldon: I'd like to go over some proposed changes to the roommate agreement, specifically to address Penny's annoying personal habits.

Penny: Oh my God! What personal habits?

Sheldon: I have a list. FYI overuse of the phrase "Oh my God" is number 12.

"The Big Bang Theory"

"As long as everybody's here, let's party!"

Larry Burns in The Simpsons.

Elizabeth: "What's wrong with my hair?"

Hyacinth: "It just needs a little..... something."

"Keeping Up Appearances"

"The only frozen heart around here is yours."

Anna to Hans in Frozen.

"No, no, no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?"

Dr. Evil in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.

Happy Days


Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,
Saturday, what a day,
Rockin all week with you.

This day is ours
Won't you be mine. (Oh Happy Days)
This day is ours (Oh Happy Days)
Oh please be mine.

Hello sunshine, goodbye rain,
She's wearing my high school ring on her chain.
She's my steady, I'm her man,
I'm gonna love her all I can.
(Chorus)

Gonna cruise her round the town,
Show everybody what I've found
Rock'n'roll with all my friends
Hopin' the music never ends.

These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days.

Henry Spencer: So I just, uh... I just cut them up like regular chickens?
Mr. X: Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens.

Eraserhead

"Everybody lives on a street in a city
Or a village or a town for what it's worth.
And they're all inside a country which is part of a continent
That sits upon a planet known as Earth.
And the Earth is a ball full of oceans and some mountains
Which is out there spinning silently in space.
And living on that Earth are the plants and the animals
And also the entire human race.

It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney.
It's big and black and inky
And we are small and dinky
It's a big universe and we're not.

And we're part of a vast interplanetary system
Stretching seven hundred billion miles long.
With nine planets and a sun; we think the Earth's the only one
That has life on it, although we could be wrong.
Across the interstellar voids are a billion asteroids
Including meteors and Halley's Comet too.
And there's over fifty moons floating out there like balloons
In a panoramic trillion-mile view.

And still it's all a speck amid a hundred billion stars
In a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
It's sixty thousand trillion miles from one end to the other
And still that's just a fraction of the way.
'Cause there's a hundred billion galaxies that stretch across the sky
Filled with constellations, planets, moons and stars.
And still the universe extends to a place that never ends
Which is maybe just inside a little jar!

It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney.
Though we don't know how it got here
We're an important part here
It's a big universe and it's ours!"

Yakko in Animaniacs with Wakko and Dot at the end.

Amy: Sorry I'm late. (Sees Sheldon's new hair style) What did you do?

Penny: I gave him a new look. Cute, huh?

Amy: Yeah, it's cute. That's the problem. I don't need other girls to see him walking around like sex on a stick?

Sheldon: (Looks in a mirror) She's right, I'm too hot.

"The Big Bang Theory"

"That's why they call it cloaking, dead man."

Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory.

"If the sleeves are too long, they'll ride-up, with wear."

"Are You Being Served"

"The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth."

Saurman in Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.

Mrs. Slocomb: "And I am unanimous in that."

"Are You Being Served?"

"That's the most DIShonest thing I ever heard! I should box your ears, you, you, you SNEAKY PETE!"

Ned Flanders in The Simpsons.

Galadriel: "It all began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern over each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth. Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's sword. And Sauron, enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, the ring ensnared a new bearer. The ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels under the Misty Mountains, and there it consumed him. The ring gave to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind; and in the gloom of Gollum's cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived. Its time had now come. It abandoned Gollum. But then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire. For the time will soon come when hobbits will shape the fortunes of all....."

"The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring"

I think Liv Tyler was FABULOUS in this!! !

"Fool of a took. Throw yourself next time and rid us of your stupidity."

Gandalf in Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.