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Granted, from now on you spend 6 hours daily in the gym.

I wish I could run a mile without my lungs feeling like they would explode.

Granted, after a mile they collapse instead.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted. You've been sleeping all day and missed a major deadline.

I wish I could stay and hang out here with y'all, but I've got a customer to cook for and a little writing left to do yet.

Bye! Hope you have a happy (and repeat) customer.

Error... No wish found.

I wish that I would have a comet named after me.

Granted it turns out the comet crashes down to Earth and causes Earth to blow into pieces.

I wish for my sore throat to go away

Granted... now you are clear but not for long until another day, you will get another sore throat.

I wish that tomorrow is friday?

Granted. But your boss has very demanding tasks for you to do all weekend.

I wish my next paycheck will have a substantial raise.

Granted; the raise you get then gets transferred to my paycheck.

I wish my work was less stressful.

Granted, there are more people working so there is less work for you to do. However it gets too loud for you to handle and you go insane.

I wish that I program robots to do work for me.

Granted, but as they break down and become older they start wreaking your life, such as trashing your house and possessions.

I wish that I could receive an A in my next GCSE!

Granted... Now you are qualified for the dreams you want but bad news..... thats a long long long away until you find out the results.

I wish I could have a very long weekend.

Granted, the 2 feet of snow we're getting is also falling on London, which is totally unprepared to cope with it, therefore the city doesn't get moving again until middle of next week.

I wish the Energizer Bunny (next door) will not get bored with playing with his snowblower......

Granted, he doesn't stop until everyone in your neighbourhood has been blown away!

I wish for some dry sunny weather so I can get out into the garden.

Granted..... Soon as it happens your garden will soon start to turn into a desert....

I wish that tomorrow just started?

Granted, you been fired for missing a day's worth of work

I wish have friends that play the same type of games as me