Corrupt A Wish

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Granted.... Now you have become the new donkey kong

I wish for my holiday to begin quick.

Granted, but you'll get older, quicker.

I wish to be an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

Granted, but due to a slight incompatibility in some of the production appliances because of a less than 100% conversion (some of your pubic hair made it into the sausage), you get automatically sorted to the disposal unit and burned.

I wish I was smart and cute.

Granted..... Now you attract the smart nerds... They happen to look like this....



I wish my head could stop hurting

Granted. But now your stomach hurts instead.

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I wish I could stop this wish from being granted.

Granted. But it causes time to flow backwards and you get stuck in a time loop.

I wish the dead would come back to life.

Granted.... Now they are going to haunt the one who had granted that wish muhahaha!

I wish tomorrow is a nice weather?

Granted. But in order to achieve this, we had to send you to another plane of existence where there is nothing except great weather.

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I wish I could fly.

Granted, but too bad you didn't see that skyscraper! Crash.


I wish that I had a box of chocolate covered raspberry gel candy.

Granted. But because specific information about the amount of chocolate is missing, you get showered in chocolate ad infinitum and are soon crushed by the sheer weight.

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I wish this wish was never stated.

Granted.... Now you would wish something has happened but now its never gonna happen since you wished you never made the first wish....

I wish for disney characters to be real?

Granted. But unfortunately, you're one of them.

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I wish a lot of happiness upon others.

Granted... Now everyone is happy but it turns out your the only one down in the dumps

I wish for my fresh tea

Granted. It is however dung-tea.

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I wish I was popular.

Granted.... Everybody knows you in the world that it becomes TOO overwelming for you.

I wish I can stop being so overexcited :D:D

Granted. You are now paralyzed from the neck down.

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I wish the next poster to be a bag of potatoes.