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Yes!! Wohoo!

Your own personal friend, amusing and more bizarre than most. He takes the 'Beetlejuice very literally and each time the pizza arrives proudly mashes beetles, cicadas, cockroaches and sometimes caterpillars across the entire pan.


I wish I had (now that I have a dishwasher, thank you syzygyish, very sweet) a shoe polisher.

That would have to be me !
I've become a bit of a master at getting a 'parade gloss polish' (Thanks Youtube! ) ( I my new 'Mongrel' Boots ! )

I wish all my friends on WP were all on at the same time as me !

Granted.... Now we have created WP's big bang and the traffic would be literally outragous...

I wish that I don't get WP errors!

Granted. You are now unable to understand WP errors.

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I wish I could breathe under water.

Granted... You aint the first person who wished that but they are pretty dumb because they end up thinking they can survive on land but it turns out that they don't last on land...

I wish that tomorrow is today.... I can't wait....

Granted.... too bad, that sweet girl called today but you missed her because you are tomorrow.

I wish I had patience.

Granted..... You have patience and now we can take the advantage

I wish my valentines day didn't get turned down?

Granted. She turns out to be the date from Hell and Valentine's Day is ruined for you forever.

I wish I had a fireplace.

Granted the fireplace was too big and the carpet caught fire from it and burnt down your entire house

I wish airplanes can't crash

Granted, planes no longer crash since they don't move.

I wish that everything could be explained using science, with no interaction to religion.

Correct; and half the population suicide because of their apparent lack of actual meaning. You miss your girlfriend but find that since all the amazonian women now rightfully run the countries (science has proven them superior in both intellect and factors combining the functionality of emotional and spiritual intelligence), ensuring world peace, being chosen as a soul mate is not hard if you stand on the street long enough with your scientific chest bared.


I normally completely forget it's even 'Valentine's Day' but someone reminded me on purpose today (my cousin) - so *sigh* I wish I had a gift or wish or something.

Granted... You just got a gift from me...



Your very own cheap 1p shirt from primark


I wish today was over now...

Granted, due to a freak accident involving a giraffe and a low flying military helicopter and nuclear war starts and London is wiped out immediately.

I wish all my computer hardware would last for ever without failing.

Granted.... Now you have the ultimate machine which is now not eligible for an upgrade and currently unstable.

I wish that mobile phones never die?

Granted. But after a few hundred years, the mobile phones created their own government and decided to wipe out their threat named humanity.

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I wish I had a bucket of ice cream.

Granted... Now you find yourself drowning in a big massive tub of ice cream.

I wish that love didn't hurt so much.