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14 Feb 2010, 1:29 pm

Granted. Now eating and sleeping hurts instead.

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I wish magic was part of our reality.


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14 Feb 2010, 1:30 pm

Granted... Now I will turn you into a frog. :lol:

I wish that I could get a kiss :(


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14 Feb 2010, 1:37 pm

Granted, Erminea gives you a big sloppy kiss (with tongues :lol: ) :jester:

I wish that I am out of firing range for your rifle! :lol:


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14 Feb 2010, 1:38 pm

Granted. You are now making out with an 82 year old man without teeth.

Edit: I'm too slow!

Granted. Since his guns have a range of 27 billion light years, you are currently floating on the rim of the universe, unable to decide if you're in reality or in a plane of non-existence.

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I wish this wish was a wish about wishes.


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14 Feb 2010, 4:11 pm

Granted you cause a Time Crash Error, making Earth forzen in time.

I wish for a fish



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14 Feb 2010, 4:42 pm

Granted, you have a fish that goes inside your ear and sucks on your soul out.

I wish Wilmary and I didn't waste our time watching Dear John.


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16 Feb 2010, 8:18 am

Granted instead you waste your time watching Murder, She Wrote :?

I wish for my girl I love to love me :D



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16 Feb 2010, 9:27 am

Granted... Now you both have become the new posh and becks... :lol:

I wish that I can see my girlfriend again. :cry:


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16 Feb 2010, 9:38 am

Granted. You receive a videotape of her starring in a bukkake movie.

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I wish I would never have to sleep.


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16 Feb 2010, 10:04 am

Granted..... Now you are dead, come join the ghost town along with TallyMan. :lol:

I wish that I'm on msn


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17 Feb 2010, 12:24 pm

Granted, you are in the server of msn. However, the server crashes, and you are stuck inside of it, with no means of escape.

I wish we could enter into computers so I could see the virtural world of the Internet.



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17 Feb 2010, 1:01 pm

Granted..... Now you will realise that some of the people on the internet on other sites turns out to not be what we expect... :scratch:

I wish that tomorrow was today instead of forever.


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17 Feb 2010, 2:30 pm

Granted. However the world will end tomorrow.

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I wish I could have meaningful conversations with my computer.


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17 Feb 2010, 9:01 pm

Granted... Your now talking to Tim :lol:

I wish the time could be quicker.


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17 Feb 2010, 10:56 pm

Granted, time flies so fast that 1 second is equivalent to 20,000 years.

I wish that there would be an infinite supply of Diet Coke near me all the time.



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17 Feb 2010, 11:05 pm

Granted, however diet coke now tastes like V8 juice and chocolate milk mixed together.

I wish the Pontiac Trans Am was still being made.