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Granted. The Pontiac Grand Tram is available for tramlines across the world.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

Granted. But the mafia steals them and puts wooden screws in your knees in the process.

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I wish the, in my opinion, nicest and best looking girl in the world would be in love with me.

Granted the girl's nice but her parents are really strict. You have to follow their strict rules for the rest of your life.

Now I wish for that horror game to be released in English.

Granted. It's released, priced at US$74,325, unpiratable.

I wish I could write songs.

Granted the songs you write are good, but no-one has never heard of your songs, so you never hit the top ten.

Now I wish Trains can have shops! You know like tescos or something or maybe a WHSmith.

Granted, now the trains are so crowded with shoppers there's no room for the commuters.

I wish I had a magic wand.

Granted... Now you turned yourself into a frog since you forgotten to read the instructions while using that product.

I wish that my emotions just match?

Granted; your emotion will always be sadness.

I wish I could earn money without having to work and stress myself out.

Granted.... Now you earn just 1p per month for being lazy

I wish that I could play online games without the very annoying lags.

Granted, but you eventually become so absorded with your online video games that you completely neglect your social life, thereby losing all your friends and loved ones.

I wish for Channing Tatum to give me a lap dance.

Granted - Channing's version of 'lap dance' is 'lap' short for 'laphsong'. sounds musical but all that happens is you get teabags dunked all over your new shorts. He doesn't even ask if you want cream with that.

but you do get his number for another time, with a sly wink

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I wish for a lap dance from Billy Zane.

Granted.... Now you realised that his dancing skills weren't all that exciting...

I wish that computers never catches viruses.

Granted, the internet and all communication between computers is now banished.

I wish my dog was smart enough not to lay in front of the heater and get so hot he catches fire again! (He was literally smoking!)

Descartes- No wish specified, no corruption.

TallyMan- Granted, he stays in the ice box all day now.

I wish I had a more reliable Internet connection.