Corrupt A Wish

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Granted; now your computer is unreliable.

I wish I can work at home and earn a lot of money.

Granted, you take Oscar the Grouch as your role model
eat the garbage collector for your nutrition
and raid his wallet to pay the rent!

I think my dark side is showing up a lot tonight.
I wish that theimperiousdork knows I am ALWAYS joking!

Granted.... Now whenever you are being serious, he is going to think you are joking.

I wish that I could join syzy on a moon quest?

Granted, but NASA only has budget for his spacesuit. You'll need to hold your breath for a realllllllly long time.

I wish my elderly aunts didn't expect me to give them a call every weekend.

Granted... Now there is a robot version of you, so you can sit and relax, she then starts to realise you are a robot and then asks you to call her every weekday

I wish that love is not confusing?

Granted, love is no longer confusing but it costs £100 per night.

I wish WP didn't keep getting too slow to use.

Granted..... Now everyone is constantly posting that you wouldn't be able to catch up with them...
(how fast is your dial-up?)

I wish that dial-up would be as fast as broadband?

(My dial-up is 56k but in practice that means download speeds of typically 30 - 40k. Slooooooow)

Granted, dial-up is now as fast as broadband. Unfortunately this melts all the telephone wires.

I wish for a chocolate cream éclair.

Granted.... Now you have it in dark chocolate with no sugar...
(56k thats old school but you could try using your mobile as a modem, it will load pages faster than your current dial-up connection especially having 3G or HSDPA enabled on your mobile)

I wish that I could explore inside a computer... Literally?

Granted, you are now miniaturised and are 1 mm high. Have fun exploring but watch out spiders.

I wish I could store 1TB on my 1GB memory stick.

Granted.... Now you can store 1TB of storage but now you will lose your files once it gets corrupted... Better luck next time...

I wish I could never get confused?

Granted, but you quickly learn that some things aren't met to be understood. You soon go crazy and no one believes you when you find the solution for world peace.

I wish I had a router that could detect my computer from a thousand miles away.

Granted... Now everybody is now picking up the signal, the hackers are now cracking the code and finally someone gets into the router and locks you out..

I wish that we could see each other from a distance?

Granted, but you change your mind and can't go back.

I wish the world was flat.

Granted... The world is now flat but when you are travelling aroung the earth, you would just fall....

I wish that lag didn't exist!

Granted. Internet rushes into your computer and make it explode.

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I wish somebody would love me.