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Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
You can have it for a pony, it's on the back of a lorry transporter at the moment as the wheels sort of fell off.
Rossall Veteran
Joined: 20 Oct 2021Age: 55Gender: MalePosts: 7,620Location: Manchester, UK
You snooze you lose. I win.
Good night!
Worthless Veteran
Joined: 1 Sep 2022Gender: MalePosts: 581
Just got home from my first day of work.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
You can relax now
Just finished pressing my grape pulp and invoked the god of yeast to do it's thing.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
^ Erm....
^ Um.....
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,386Location: United Kingdom
Groan. Such terrible puns, but I shouldn't whine.
Whinot?
It may ferment disquiet or at yeast more puns.
You load of drunkards. I'd be more impressed if you turned water into wine.
Just add sugar, yeast nutrient, yeast and keep at 18C and voila! Water into wine! (It won't taste brilliant though)
If you put it in the soda stream will it come out as champagne