Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you don't love them.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie please.

Granted. But it's 3 months out of date.

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I wish sand was edible.

Granted. You then become The Sandman. (No, I'm not talking about Gaiman's Sandman; I'm talking about the villain in Spider-Man.)

I wish I had more money and more time.

Denied.... You have used up all your wish limits please pay another $50 to start wishing again...

I wish that debt didn't exist?

Granted; it applies to everyone, except you. You are indebted by grands for life.

I wished all my good wishes will never be denied. (No denials!)

Granted... Now your wish will now come true... in 2 years time...

I wish that money grew from tree's?

Granted; everyone can harvest, except you.

I wish our forced overtime tomorrow gets canceled.

Granted... Now you can sit and relax but then it's been postponed till the next day.

I wish that working life was much more simplier?

Granted it's simple... and it's boring even more boring than it not being simple.

I wish all my homework was finished.

Granted, but you don't get any sleep, tonight.

I wish to be free to do as I please.

Granted, You free to do anything, but other people you know can't, rendering your life boring and Lonely.

I wish to run without getting tried

Granted, but you have to drink energy drinks for a week, non stop.

I wish that energy drinks would only cost $1 for each can.

Granted.... Now everyone is buying energy drinks that you are left with NONE.

I wish that I don't get sleepy?

Granted, someone slips a lot of stimulants into your coffee. You are wide wide wide awake now.

I wish for a good nights sleep tonight and to wake up tomorrow morning keen to work.

Granted... You are now fully fresh for work, bad news.... you have a double shift.

I wish that I was meeting those fellow members on WP

Granted, but you hear sirens all night.

I wish that I could live on the moon.