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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
You're not allowed mushy peas
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Why ever not? I love mushy peas. Alternatively a carton of chip shop curry sauce goes well with fish and chips.
Because they make you fart
They might make you fart. Some of us are more refined and simply emit a fragrant aroma.
Lol are you a magic tree
I wondered why you tied me to the mirror in your car.
Yes it was to block the sun out
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Yes, she will provide the necessary equipment including 10,000 volts and sharp pointy objects.
....and a bathtub.
Oh thanks for making plans around me
RoadRatt Veteran
Joined: 26 Aug 2014Age: 61Gender: MalePosts: 67,931Location: Oregon
You need a shave.
So do you
I like your moustache. Poirot would be proud of one like that.
nisamnormalna Veteran
Joined: 15 Aug 2022Gender: FemalePosts: 1,665
Reaches for crown