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granted but you didnt also wish for a space suit and die


i wish i didnt have to work tonight

Granted... The next day you will have to do double shift.

I wish that I could have an proper afro?

Granted, you get a call from your boss saying you have been made redundant.

I wish to win the lottery.

granted but its the spanish national lotto you didnt enter and you get scammed


wish i had a shot of jameson right now

Granted, but you have to go to the other side of the world to get some.

I wish that people would leave me in 1965, to keep the peace.

Granted, welcome to Groundhog day 1965 style. You relive the same day every day.

I wish for a baked potato.

Granted.... Here is your baked potato... you are eating CockneyRebel...

I wish for my DOA4 game wasn't playing up

Granted, but you have to re-programme it, 20 times.

I wish that I was in Maui.

Granted, but Hawaii is under 30 feet of water.

I wish i were an Oscar Meyer Weiner j/k

seriously though, i wish i could find a purpose in life.

Granted. You find purpose in life as an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

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I wish I knew the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Granted! This knowledge makes you go insane

I wish I were an owner of a huge mansion.

Granted, your mansion is a simple target for theives.

I wish for my blazer pocket was big enough to fit my long ruler and pencils.

Granted, your shoulder bag has now been stitched to your blazer as a big pocket.

I wish for something exciting to happen this evening.

Granted.... You now see... ME! I shall now pester you on and on and on

I wish that my mobile phone brand didn't ban me from getting new awards.

I know this is kind of off topic but i took this pic a few months ago. The last large weinermobile was built on a GM chassis of some sort and they went through the parts bin and grabbed random things from GM cars for it. The taillights are off a 93-97 Trans Am, lol.

Granted, your mobile phone now makes phone calls on its own all over the world and wins awards as the first mobile phone to become artificially intelligent. However, you should see your mobile phone bill!

I wish telecoms were cheaper in France.