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11 Jan 2018, 1:26 pm

Never set boundaries with yourself or others.



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11 Jan 2018, 7:33 pm

If you can't handle your own deep-seated problems, just pretend like everyone else is the problem!


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11 Jan 2018, 8:59 pm

Anger is the best policy.


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11 Jan 2018, 9:53 pm

pr*sident prettyhair did not call Haitians and Africans "$#!+holes" today.



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18 Jan 2018, 10:32 pm

Build a "great Wall"...



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18 Jan 2018, 10:35 pm

build a modern day Maginot line, more like it.



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18 Jan 2018, 10:58 pm

Either way.
"Great advice!"

Maybe we should add play lots of golf to the list.



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18 Jan 2018, 11:01 pm

^^^ what's so bad about that? :scratch:

swim in a pool full of double-edged razorblades



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18 Jan 2018, 11:04 pm

Nothing wrong with golf, unless you've got more important things to do.

Start a second-hand store just for razors and toothbrushes



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18 Jan 2018, 11:14 pm

drive a car with an IOU for brakes.



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18 Jan 2018, 11:20 pm

Put some grain alcohol in the gas tank first.



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18 Jan 2018, 11:21 pm

put diesel in the gas tank.



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18 Jan 2018, 11:27 pm

Plug a tazer into your company computer



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18 Jan 2018, 11:34 pm

lick a plutonium 239 popsicle



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24 Jan 2018, 11:31 pm

A good way to get enough vitamin C in your diet is to drink plenty of orange daiquiris every day. :hic:



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24 Jan 2018, 11:33 pm

break into prison.