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16 Mar 2009, 4:44 am

the exquisite torture chamber is to the right....
there... the door...the source of light



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16 Mar 2009, 11:44 am

Aye chihuahua! I think I just saw my life flash before my eyes!



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16 Mar 2009, 12:08 pm

I am a stock excehange flamingo: follow my neck from the body t the head and you see the development of the Dow Jones :D


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16 Mar 2009, 3:03 pm

Some cashiers are so stupid they actually fall for this.



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16 Mar 2009, 3:08 pm

Hey Dude, where's my Avatar???



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16 Mar 2009, 3:45 pm

I am not afraid of heights, I am not afraid of heights!



((RockDrummer616, the joke is on you: this was actual currency))


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16 Mar 2009, 4:33 pm

And this was back in 1995 dollars, too!


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16 Mar 2009, 7:46 pm

Yes, I'm blue, and I'm evil!



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17 Mar 2009, 5:26 am

Are these flowers in right now?



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17 Mar 2009, 6:01 am

Sales man: " ... our new coat hook, designer model ... and it moves ... "



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17 Mar 2009, 6:17 am

Pretty in pink


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17 Mar 2009, 9:05 am

If the economy doesn't turn around soon, we'll be using these instead of toilet paper.



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17 Mar 2009, 9:15 am

Forget the Terminator, I'm the Tin Man-ator!



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18 Mar 2009, 11:09 pm

What? How dare you insinuate that I would utilize my fabulous long pink neck to look up her skirt. I'm going to mope, now. I want a fish.


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19 Mar 2009, 12:22 am

No, I was not in the suit when that happened, you have me confused with my evil twin.


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19 Mar 2009, 12:27 am

We don't know what it is, but it has an unhealthy blueish colour and we were able to fix it between two glasses.