Corrupt A Wish

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Granted.... Your wish has not been corrupted. You can enjoy bankrupting your bank..

I wish calling internation numbers were cheap on a mobile phone?

Granted, but the police finally catch up with you for using a stolen mobile.

I wish I was more motivated to work.

Granted, but you can't calm down and relax, afterwards.

I wish that I was an Olympic athlete.

Granted, you are in the skiing uphill event... they still haven't got to the top from the last race started four years ago!

I wish I had the body of a twenty year old.

Granted, now you are a 20 years old and yet you are now classed as the geek..

I wish that I was 149...

Granted, we both wake up tomorrow in each others body. I assume I've got college? You've got a lot of software to write because the customer is chomping at the bit.

I wish to have my own body back... after having a little fun!

Granted, but it's become 100 years older.

I wish I knew which job to look after.

Granted.... Now you are heading for your dream job, but your dream job could eventually get you feeling tired.

I wish we all see each other and have a laugh.

Granted, but the intruders will have to quit coming here.

I wish that I could live forever.

Granted... everyone is going to be leaving you to a better place and you would be the only one there.

I wish that I could update my PSP?

Granted, but you need to find the Technology Fairy.

I wish to be a man.

Yes you can be a man, but when you change into a man you are wearing tight jeans. This cases overheating of your bits, which in turn gives you intense pain in the testes (PAIN). No manner what you do the pain continues.

I wish that the book I want to write would write itself while I sleep each night.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted... the words you write are random, people do not understand what you wrote.

I wish I was a founder of a Very Wondeful Office and is famous for it.

Granted, but your office quickly gets destroyed!

I wish I was rich and famous!

Granted... Now you are most known for being the biggest sponge bob fan but yet, you led to bankruptcy when you spent it all on sponges.

I wish that objects don't get in our way?

Granted. They don't get in your way, but they follow you wherever you go.

I wish I had an Evangelion mecha.