Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but it has a very advanced AI script, and it decides it doesn't like you.

I wish for fish on a dish of fried wish.

Granted, but the wish is corrupted

I wish I had a cat.

Granted, but it too has a very advanced AI script, and doesn't like you.

I wish fried eggs were green.

Granted, they are green because they are too old.

I wish the buses didn't go so rarely on Saturdays.

Granted, due to a large increase in population, the recession getting worse, and other things, large numbers of people have to work twelve hours a day on Saturday (including you) so the buses run pretty much non stop on Saturdays.

I wish I wasn't so monotone.

Granted...

I wish that I wasn't so awkard?

Granted, now your so popular that you even have your own TV show. But for some reason you still have stage fright.

I wish that I was able to project my thoughts into other peoples minds.

Granted, including the ones you don't wish to project.

I wish I was able to pull pies from hammerspace.

Granted, but you can't touch them.

I wish I didn't have trouble falling asleep.

Granted, now you have trouble waking up.

I wish my computer monitor would stop doing weird sh*t.

Granted. It stops working all together.

I wish I had someone who likes anime to watch anime with.

Granting your wish as we speak. The person requires a large amount of tissues nearby, just so you know, because of their large nose picking habit. They also sneeze explosively.



I wish that my own furniture was on the next truck here, about to arrive tomorrow.

Granted... Your furnitures have arrived but yet you have alot of hard work to do...

I wish that my life would just be similar.

Granted, now what?

I wish my life was like a pie.

Granted... You are now the pie and you will be eatened.... We have some hungry bellied people out there so watch out..

I wish that tomorrow could just happen right now.

Granted, but you wouldn't get any sleep.

I wish that March 25th was now.