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29 Dec 2022, 9:32 am

Where_am_I wrote:

Yes, congratulations on winning a turd.

I tell people that corn is really rabbit turds painted yellow.

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29 Dec 2022, 9:40 am

^ If you tell people this whilst they're munching on corn, I'll let you win.

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29 Dec 2022, 9:40 am

Tim looks like he's been attacked by a few of those rabbits.

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29 Dec 2022, 10:06 am

Hare raising!

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29 Dec 2022, 10:30 am

Calf raises.

Do 100 and you win.

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29 Dec 2022, 11:14 am

I lived on a farm as a kid and raised lots of calves.

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29 Dec 2022, 12:31 pm

^ Best bedtime story ever.

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29 Dec 2022, 12:45 pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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29 Dec 2022, 1:37 pm

*Slaps awake with a giant rubber ducky*

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29 Dec 2022, 1:38 pm

Ayup Duck! <Said in a Yorkshire accent>

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29 Dec 2022, 1:53 pm

What other accents can you do?

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29 Dec 2022, 2:00 pm

Asian Indian but some folks think it sounds like Welsh. :lol:

You?

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29 Dec 2022, 2:20 pm

:lol:

Was that from your Hindu monk years?!

I can do a really terrible Begbie from Trainspotting (after sipping on some earl grey tea).

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30 Dec 2022, 10:46 am

I win (Said with an aristocratic flush)

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30 Dec 2022, 10:50 am

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30 Dec 2022, 10:53 am

:lol:

Have you been drinking Newcastle Brown Ale again?

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