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Granted, but after somebody dumps a bucket of pig's blood on you at the prom you snap and go on a telekinetic rampage (ever seen Carrie?).

I wish I were British.

Yes you can be British but now you are the most unpopular talk show host in Britian who works for a low budget TV company, you are also being investigated by the British police for lots of crimes and you are also physically very ill. But you are British.

I wish that the book I want to write would write itself in my sleep and that the book was wounderful, enjoyable, socially acceptable and easy to understand by all people.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted.... Now you realise you were only dreaming when it happened... (if you ever thought of writing stories, you could just write it on paper or type it out on word, best website I can think of when writing stories is quizilla)

I wish that I could superboyian was taller... (yes me)

Granted, but you will always hit the top of doorways, airplane seats will be too uncomfortable, and your hairdo will be wrecked by ceiling fans. Oh, and people will always ask you, "Hows the weather up there?"

I wish I had a bottle of Diet Coke, I'm thirsty.

Granted... You now finished your bottle of coke and you are urging for me since diet coke help when your thirsty and only makes you want to have more..

I wish that I could sleep type?

Granted, you will now be able to type whilst you sleep. BUT, you have absolutely have no control over what you type, therefore you will have no idea what you typed until you woke up and actually read it. And, some very angry moderators would like to have a word with you.

Yet I wish this guy above could just make a wish?

Granted, but I just wished for something completely useless.

I wish for someone to make a reply.

agreed, your reply has bin answered. xx

i wish i cud ave a boyfriend?

granted but he's a total wad so you dump him and start dating his brother


I wish my phlegm would go away

Granted. But now you have to worry about cows at your back door.

I wish I could get transported to an alternate reality.

Granted, but it will cost you infinity dollars, to do it.

I wish that I didn't drink that energy drink.

granted...you ate an energy bar instead


I wish I has a magical cup that keeps refilling with iced tea whenever i drink it and will never run out (i like unsweetened iced tea so much!)

Bad move, while you are sleeping the self filling ice cup is knocked over and it starts to try to refil. It starts pouring tea at a rate of 10 L per minute onto the floor. This soon fills the room up with tea, and you soon find yourself drowning in tea. Not nice !

I wish for a pair of shoe laces which would be the correct length for my shoes and would never snap or wear out.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted.... Now whenever you try to peck it, it won't break yet you lose a beak.

I wish that my imagination could come true..

Granted, but you have to drop Acid (LSD)

I wish that my Aunt would come back to life.