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15 Oct 2016, 10:30 pm

Okay Muffy-

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16 Oct 2016, 1:42 am

Official sandwich maker for Pixar.

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16 Oct 2016, 8:36 am

Grocery aisle monitor

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16 Oct 2016, 8:55 am

Castle builder

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16 Oct 2016, 9:32 am

Starting a company that makes stickers with a snazzy sloth proclaiming, "THAT'S CRUNCHY!! !" Hiring lots of unemployed new college grads to roam the world evaluating various objects for their crunchiness (in the colloquial sense, of course) and labeling them with said stickers. Massive profits naturally follow.

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16 Oct 2016, 10:09 am

Professor of Verbosity

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16 Oct 2016, 10:10 am

A professional mannequin

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16 Oct 2016, 11:16 am

Mattress analyst for people who don't trust banks

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16 Oct 2016, 11:27 am

Finder of buried treasure

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16 Oct 2016, 11:34 am

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16 Oct 2016, 11:42 am

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16 Oct 2016, 11:55 am

Crypto anthropologist

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16 Oct 2016, 11:57 am

Big Foot Investigator

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16 Oct 2016, 11:59 am

So, a less reputable version of your job? Fine.

Mold modeler

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16 Oct 2016, 12:00 pm

Mortician, welcome home as you've found your way to back to where you started

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16 Oct 2016, 12:02 pm

Cinematographer for prancing pooch videos

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