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i_wanna_blue
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26 Mar 2009, 7:18 am

Oh, oh I think that guy behind me is holding a pencil, with an eraser.



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26 Mar 2009, 8:41 am

Oh, oh I think that guy behind me is holding the end of my sword.


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26 Mar 2009, 10:24 am

Man its hard work carrying this mp4 electronic ear around.



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26 Mar 2009, 11:49 am

This sword is so heavy I wish I'd picked a plastic one now.


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26 Mar 2009, 1:43 pm

The better to hear you with, my dear.


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26 Mar 2009, 2:56 pm

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?...



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26 Mar 2009, 3:01 pm

It's not a sword, just a bird with extremely long wings.


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26 Mar 2009, 3:03 pm

No. you're supposed to take the snap after the count of three, not on three.



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26 Mar 2009, 3:27 pm

Hey look down there! Bears DO s**t in the woods!


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27 Mar 2009, 6:00 am

Maaaaan! That's the last time I drop LSD. You wouldn't believe what I see in the mirror. Far out.


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27 Mar 2009, 1:52 pm

^ Hey! What a handsome looking fellow.


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27 Mar 2009, 2:18 pm

^ He isn't as handsome as you though.


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27 Mar 2009, 4:25 pm

Chinese Ferengis do exist.


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27 Mar 2009, 4:34 pm

(would you like to stroke my lobes? :lol: )

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27 Mar 2009, 4:37 pm

I've waited for years and years to retire from being a magistrate! Wait, can I even do that? *thinks*



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27 Mar 2009, 4:51 pm

I know pink is soooo last year darling, but I just adore it.


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