Corrupt A Wish

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Your Aunt comes back to life, but also "Jack the Ripper" and Adolf Hilter come back to life. Dr Hawley Harvey Crippen comes back to life and he is your new GP ! The best bit is that you have been booked an appointment with him for you on monday morning.

I wish that Oliver Sacks, SBC and Tony Attwood would come around to my house and talk to me for an afternoon. Run a few tests (nothing nasty) and then tell me about the innermost workings of my mind (and get it all perfectly right) and give me a DX to tell me exactly my state of mind. Finally they would devise and create a perfect environment for me to live in where I would be happy forever.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! A reprensentative from the SBC
turns into a journalist from the BBC!

I wish someone would send me a PM.

(snip)

Granted. Though astonishing enough, you appear to be truly clinically insane. The only person in the world being like that. They realized they couldn't have you run around amongst ordinary people, so they put you into an asylum to sleep on happy-drugs while they experiment on your body until you succumb of old age.

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(Ooops, too late...)
Granted. But the PM is an error message from a bot.

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I wish I had real friends.

Granted... Now I come out of the computer screen and now i'm your REAL friend.. But then after a while you are now tired of my 1000 words per minute.

I wish that my new phone can hurry up and come?

Granted, and just so you get it a second quicker the postman drop kicks it straight through your letter box where it bounces off the wall and ceiling and straight into your lap.

I wish the new battery for my laptop comes tomorrow.

Granted... Only problem.... I think that must of been the free battery that just randomly came at my door...

I wish that WP was available on mobiles? (no honestly)

Granted, WP is now only available in mobile homes.

I wish I could work and not be distracted by the noise of the TV in the background.

Granted.... Now you won't get to hear the good gossips on TV anymore

I wish that my brother could let me have a chance to play COD MW2?

Granted, you wake up in the freezing cold Atlantic on a small COD fishing boat.

I wish my garden would dig itself.

Granted. A pile of rubbish will be digging up your garden.

I wish my mum would let me get my belly button pierced for my 17th birthday.

Granted...but then it becomes infected.

I wish for high school to hurry up and end.

Granted, but you'll not be so good in college because of all of the lessons that had to be canceled for the early summer vacation and you'll be like this for most of the day.

I wish I could invite friends more often.

Granted though now only in tiny doll houses.

next person can make a wish

Granted and now i'm going to wish that I had a cup which could refill itself when I'm thirsty?

Granted. You now have a cup that sprays water everywhere ad infinitum. Soon your home floods and later your entire town washes into the sea.

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I wish I had the ability to know what other people are feeling.