Corrupt A Wish

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Granted... Now you are recognised as a robot that can read thoughts...

I wish that I can bring positive vibes.

Granted. You are now a clown.

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I wish I was born in a thousand years.

You are born in a thousand years, but die a second later.

I wish I could share all the love that's in my heart.

Granted, but soon you run out.

I wish I had a Wii system.

Granted... Your Wii has now come, but suddenly the next day, you got injured by one.

I wish that we could walk on fire without being burnt?

Granted, but instead of burning, you have a heat stroke.

I wish I could play the flute.

Granted, but im afraid that you have woken and annoyed your neighbours.

i wish that i didnt have so much work to do?

granted but you're board out of your whits for lack of something to occupy your brian



I wish I wasn't on the verge of my twenty-fifth birthday, and a jobless college flunkie.

Granted, but now you are on the the verge of your fifty second birthday and you have a job as a college flunkie.

I wish I were smarter.

Granted! You take your knowledge too seriously
and became an egomaniac.

I wish I was able to play the guitar.

Granted, but while you're playing it one of the cords snaps and pokes your eye out.

I wish for a letter from Hogwarts informing me that I have been accepted into their school.

Granted, you accepted into their school, only to find out they in the battle of Hogwarts, you were killed by Voldemort within seconds

I wish that I can go back to my "special place" Which is the bus, which so happends that my crush goes onto it as well.

Granted. You are now inside the bus while your crush sits on top of it. The bus has been magically sealed shut by the way, and you soon die from hunger and thirst.

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I wish I could count atoms.

Granted... Now you are now going to have alot of work to do since the scientists have hired you to do extra extra work counting atoms.

I wish that Ubuntu wasn't so hard to use.

Granted, but it would be cheap and of very poor quality.

I wish that I wasn't so sensitive.

Granted.... Now you are a soldier and you are fighting battles.

I wish that I didn't have to fight battles?