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Granted, but you're a hippie and your smoking weed.

I wish that cars only cost $10 each.

Granted.... Now you see more cars, more toxic fumes, more global warming rubbish on tv and certainly more traffic? Now it sounds like a bad idea.

I wish that I was a WP Supporter?

granted but you spend more time scanning threads and disapointed in the lack of things to respond to then actually responding to the threads.


I wish I had gotten to ride the short bus in highschool

Granted, but your peers would have called you, ret*d.

I wish that I would have become a teacher.

Granted... Now you realise that its going to be alot harder than you thought that you would break to bits and pieces.

I wish that I didn't have to climb up mountains?

GRANTED! Now you have the ability to swim.

I wish I had the knowledge how to swim.

Granted, but you get too cocky and end up drowning in a strong current.

I wish my wishes would never have a downside.

Granted, but you have to work double time, for that to happen.

I wish to be the fastest person on the litter crew, when I go back to work.

Granted but the litter now will stick to you.

I wish for it to snow green.

Granted, now you are back to disaster with the snow again and can't move or do anything.

I wish that it is next week right now?

Granted, but you won't be able to go out, with your girlfriend, tomorrow night.

I wish to start working again,soon.

Granted, but the job causes loads of stress for little pay.

I wish I had a sister and less brothers.

Granted, but your brothers still annoy you and your sister invades you with princess talk.

I wish everything wasn't so wet out here.

Granted, your roof blows away in a storm, now it is wet inside as well.

I wish my internet connection was faster.

Granted. Enjoy your one day trial speed boost. To keep this speed, please pay 599.71 + 10% tax to your ISP.

I wish I had Windows 3.11.