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RIP Superboyian. A wake will be held after his funeral on Friday.

I wish to outlive everyone in the universe.

Granted, there are plenty of worms to eat down there!

I wish I didn't laugh at funerals - it upsets people.

Granted, now you are crying at MY funeral...

I wish that my girl is speaking to me?

Yes she is speaking to you about how she is going to hit you with the rolling pin.

I wish I could do back flips.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, now you backflip and fell down the hole.... ahhhhhhh.

I wish my connection wouldn't mess up all the time?

Granted, now it only messes up some of the time. The rest of the time it doesn't work at all.

I wish for a happy day tomorrow.

Granted, now your having a happy day tomorrow, but maybe the next day won't be so happy?

I wish that tomorrow was today?

Granted, but that would make yesterday be tomorrow.

I wish for access to the fountain of youth, so I may live forever.

You gain access to the fountain of youth, it turns you into a neonate. The problem is that no person is around to feed or care for you so you have a very horrible time. My dog finds you and she chooses to mother you. You have to sleep with her and share her food. Enjoy !

I wish that I could afford all that I want to have.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! You are now a greedy materialist.

I wish I had a cat.

Granted, now you may enjoy your cat butt it will be a long wait before it comes.

I wish that I didn't get dumped?

Granted! You get drunk at a party and are dumped in a dumpster.

I wish I didn't get dumped either.

You do not get dumped by the side of a road, instead you are put in a rubish compacting machine.

I wish that I could find an island where I could live with a buch of other aspies and all of us could live happly ever after as an aspie nation.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Your wish is granted but now you have a Lord of the Flies-esque situation on your hands.

I wish I was pretty.

Granted, you find an island uncharted on any maps and we all move there. We all live happily ever after as an aspie nation until someone lights a fire and our island (which turns out to be a giant turtle) swims to the bottom of the ocean.

I wish to get lots of work done tomorrow and not feel drowsy.