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Owls only come out at night, bats only came out in the cave.

The ________ entered the ________ in the ________, but exited via the _________.

The eel entered the Titanic in the rip, but exited via the porthole.

The brass ____ have yet to ______ and run for the ______ _______.

The brass musicians have yet to play and run for the hills instead.

The _ parade is about to _ near the _ , where the _ will _ with their _ .

The insane parade is about to freak out near the fountain, where the Leaders will jump in with their goggles.

Polymerisation of ___ does not happen ____, it happens with the _____ of the ____ molecule.

Polymerisation of the Aspergian does not happen easily, it happens with the conversationalizing of the "area of interest" molecule.

Before removal of the _ , it is essential that you first _ the _ as a safety precaution.

Before removal of the cake, it is essential that you first drop the cube as a safety precaution.

Subtle reference to Portal...

Oh wait.

Anyhow...

The Olympics opening ceremony is _____ and I want to ____ watch it _____.

The Olympics opening ceremony is over and I want to go to YouTube watch it again.

(Actually, I missed it when it aired, so I'll have to watch it for the first time, if I can find it.)

The more my cat _ , the more I _ my _ .

The more my cat eat, the more I count my money.

This is no point in _____ because you can ____ someone to be _______.

This is no point in sanity because you can pay someone to be sane.

OK... That was quite a hard one to do.

I ___ like cheese, considering it ____ and ____.

I don't like cheese, considering it slimy and smelly


.The favored racer finished _______ because she _______ on the __________.

The favored racer finished second because she passed the second on the last curve.

Don't be so ______, he could have ____ _____ if he _____ ___ a broken leg

Don't be so idiotic, he could have clucked louder if he didn't eat a broken leg

I liked to ______ ________ing until the fat ________ decided they wanted to __________ instead.

I liked to go in the forest hunting until the fat men decided they wanted to eat chocolate instead

No one can _____ _____ ______ because ____ ___ no ______

No one can sit by me because I saved no seats.

If my _____ doesn't quit _____, I'm going to start going without _____.

If my friend doesn't quit smoking, I'm going to start going without him.

Whatever you _____ ______ _____, I will always _____ ____ ____ for you