Epic Battle

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Torchy's Tacos replaces McDonald's as the world's largest restaurant chain. The bulk of the world's population decide to eat at Torchy's and get sick for an unknown reason. The friends and families of the dead consumers start a global movement suing Torchy's for the mysterious murder of their customers. NATO forces seize control over the Black Lagoon blocking all entrances and exits that surround the region. The Coalition forces set up a wall around the Lagoon making sure that the famed creature from there doesn't escape and warn his allies. The argentinosaurus family is sent back in time to the Dinosaur Age by Doctor Emmett Brown who successfully invented a newer time machine. Unfortunately, it hasn't garnered enough publicity to kick-start the creation of a fourth Back to the Future movie installment because filmmaker Robert Zemeckis is too stubborn to make one.

Zemekis tried out the new Time Machine.

Went backward.

Mama Argentinosaurus found him, and thought that he tasted yummy.

The United Nations garner heavy influence on the Earth and create a glorious new world order. UN peacekeepers are organized as a highly-effective global military-police force. The Security Council send them out armed with Apple-brand assault shotguns, but only as self-defensive measures, to bring every participant in this epic battle to justice being something too drastic to even mention on here. "Don't even guess! It's classified", says Anonymous.

Have no fear. The world is finally at peace. - ???

Putin thinks otherwise, and claims all land surrounding the Black Lagoon in the name of Russia.

The United Nations declare war on Russia and launch a full-scale assault using their peacekeepers as a means to conquer the world's last remaining independent nation-state. Vladimir Putin is taken out of the picture via classified means by an unknown individual. Russia eventually surrenders.

You are now a part of the UN's collaborative efforts to make the world a more peaceful and secure place to live. You are all now free from the shackles of the oppressive Vladimir Putin. Today is the day we rid our one and only world from the corrupt scum that suck the very life out of the free people that inhabit this planet! - ??? to the Russian nation

Kim Jung Ill does not think that dictators should have their power taken away, so he tries to talk the Argentinosaurus family into visiting the U.N. building.

North Korea start a massive civil war which completely reduces the country to a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Kim-Jong Il and his son Kim-Jong Un, the current leader of North Korea, get killed during the conflict.

North Korea has been taken off the world map. - ???

The argentinosaurus family get mysteriously teleported to the Dinosaur Planet from the video game Starfox Assault which is in a completely different galaxy, but just outside the Lylat system.

The two Kim's must spend eternity apologizing to those whom they hurt and killed.

Mama Argentinosaurus does not like her new home; she is no longer unique.

The Argentinosaurus Twins adore their new home, now they have lots of friends, and can have sleep-overs.


The millions of North Koreans missing are in another dimension, but at least there are no crazy dictators named Kim there.

The UN decide to terraform the planet Mars and use it as the new arena for this epic battle.

Leave Earth out of this conflict. Mars is our new battleground. - ???

What about Pluto?

Pluto never gets any attention!

The UN decide to also terraform the planetoid known as Pluto to use as a second battleground for this conflict.

We have two celestial bodies for usage as battlegrounds: Mars and Pluto. Earth is a no-attack zone. - ???

Mars and Pluto are now representative states of a democratically-run corporation I spearhead with good intent known as WarCorp Industries formed from overthrowing the oppressive rule of the UN over these celestial bodies. We are a righteous company regulating the demand for war and peacetime technologies as well as techniques, so resolve conflicts among yourselves and earn us 500 lightbulb emoticons.

1 + 499 's = 500 's

Due to the warmth caused by terraforming, some extremely large eggs beneath the surface of Pluto begin to hatch.

I send a survey team to investigate the eggs hatching beneath the surface of Pluto from WarCorp's campus on that planetoid.

An egg cracked.

A researcher got too close.

Whatever was in that egg reached out, grabbed him, pulled him into the egg, and now crunching noises are heard.

I meet with my board of executives and we decide to contain the creatures as well as using them as weapons on our Martian battleground.

The nasty Plutonian creatures have been shipped to Mars, now. Fight them off and grant us 500 lightbulb emoticons. Good luck. We need these to function: