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10 Jul 2014, 5:57 pm

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Garfunkel and Oates albums make great gifts for your elderly relatives.

J.R., did you purposely combine two bands, there----Hall and Oates, and Simon and Garfunkel? Just curious.....



Since no one wants to smoke in their car, it's perfectly alright to smoke when you get out of your car, to pump gas / petrol.



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10 Jul 2014, 6:01 pm

If your toilet is clogged, one more flush will usually unclog it.


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10 Jul 2014, 7:09 pm

Campin_Cat wrote:
Since no one wants to smoke in their car, it's perfectly alright to smoke when you get out of your car, to pump gas / petrol.


To be a fun and fashionable person, you should have the occasional gasoline fight with your friends. As Derek Zoolander can tell you, it's just like a water-fight, only more posh. Just don't get too winded to take your smoke break.



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10 Jul 2014, 8:35 pm

You are not required to stop if the stop sign has a white border around it.



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10 Jul 2014, 8:35 pm

Sleeping is for sissies.


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10 Jul 2014, 8:36 pm

Campin_Cat wrote:
jrjones9933 wrote:
Garfunkel and Oates albums make great gifts for your elderly relatives.

J.R., did you purposely combine two bands, there----Hall and Oates, and Simon and Garfunkel? Just curious.....

It's a real band with lots of YouTubes.



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10 Jul 2014, 8:39 pm

ghoti wrote:
You are not required to stop if the stop sign has a white border around it.


Any sign that has white on it is just a suggestion in the US.



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10 Jul 2014, 10:18 pm

There is nothing wrong with a frayed electrical cable as long as electricity still goes through.


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. . . and if you are very quiet you can hear the music too . . .


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11 Jul 2014, 7:25 am

Everybody loves a critic.



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11 Jul 2014, 8:23 am

jrjones9933 wrote:
Campin_Cat wrote:
jrjones9933 wrote:
Garfunkel and Oates albums make great gifts for your elderly relatives.

J.R., did you purposely combine two bands, there----Hall and Oates, and Simon and Garfunkel? Just curious.....

It's a real band with lots of YouTubes.

Oh, okay----interesting......



It is avisable to speed-through a residential area----the faster you get through the neighborhood, the less chance you have of running-over someone.




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11 Jul 2014, 8:25 am

You should tell your coworkers and neighbors a lot about your personal life. That way they will get to know you well and be your close friends.



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11 Jul 2014, 9:36 am

You can control excessive vegetation growth by introducing a few locusts to your garden.



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12 Jul 2014, 1:48 am

You should have a lukewarm/cold shower in winter because that way you won't feel the cold air around when you finish your shower.



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12 Jul 2014, 8:14 am

Driving really fast on a wet surface decreases your fuel consumption.













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12 Jul 2014, 3:46 pm

Motorcycle cops aren't like real policemen; they would have cars if they were.

So you are not obligated to do anything that they say.


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12 Jul 2014, 4:01 pm

Hand washing will only result in your immune system becoming lazy, which will make you get sick more often.