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Perhaps Thdhett is a Were-Leopard.....that would explain it all.....

Yes, a were-creature she must be.
Great, now I sound like Yoda

Or, judging by her expression, she has just seen a Were-Something......

But a were what? Cats aren't exactly easily fazed... It'd have to be something spectacular...

A Scandinavian turtle that posts on WP?

Huh... Did I cause Kip's new avatar?

Then I suppose it will be even more shocked now. See what these tortoises can do!

I've just been 28 years into the future.

Was wondering why I could not connect to the Net or play my music, only to find after much struggle that my PC was set to 4 December 2042.

Nothing particularly illuminating came from venturing into that portal.

An owl visited the garden last night, so 'twas good that poor Sylkat wasn't around.

2042?

Did Apple FINALLY release the 12" iPad?

Did Brittny, Miley, and Justin FINALLY get sent to a Korean prison camp for crimes against humanity?

Did Kanye FINALLY find a therapist to help him with his Napolean Complex?

Was Jimmy Hoffa ever found?

Kanye West had become President (POTUS) and Paris Hilton was Vice-President. She kept referring malapropismically to the Ovum Office of the White House.

Justin was in rehab for the eighteenth time and had become a televangelist.

People everywhere were dodging motorized skateboarders playing on their digital pads while hurtling down the city streets at breakneck speed.

Some people had been evacuated by empathetic and sentient aliens due to the above events, and they informed us telepathically that intelligent life on earth was still very rare.

Can you tell us when the Mother Ship will arrive?

I want to start packing.

Will they take Chiweenies?

Are you Tuna's owner? You must know about him...

Or do you have a look-alike?

Chiweenies and any other breeds will be accepted. They are, in fact, less trouble than humans as they complain less and are less demanding. Cats occupy a separate wing of the Mother Ship: there's plenty of room.

Oh, and the Kardashians had bought Buckingham Palace and shipped it piece by piece to be rebuilt on the outskirts of Las Vegas. Trained dressed-up poodles re-enact the Changing of the Guard.

No, no, no!

Not Buckingham Palace!

Her majesty would not even answer their letters.....

What they bought was that Edifice of Assininity that the Sultan of Brunei had built after cutting off the top of s mountain.

Grandiose, ostentatious, pointless......

Like its new owners.

My stylish add-on is acting up on this specific page.

It's Kip's fault. I'll have to slap him.

Wanna see the stylish add-on.