Make a new rule and punishment for WP

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Rule: All members must be active on WP every second of every day for the rest of their lives.
Punishment: You will be permanently disconnected from the internet, including at school, work, the library and everywhere else you go, on every device you go on.

All Pokemon-playing WP members must report any found Shinies to me. Failure to do so will result in all of their Pokemon in all of their games to be turned into Luvdisc.

All female WP members over the age of 50 must immediately begin the process of Yakuza-style full-body tattoos.

All male members of WP must immediately obtain My Little Pony tattoos on their foreheads.

And shall be required to wear Chinese brocade Mary Jane shoes until further notice.

Failure will result in daily deliveries of month-old Hostess Twinkies.

Forever.

All WP members must act politely and courteously to everyone. Failure to do so will result in me appearing randomly and smiling like the Joker at them.

Rule: All female WP members must message me telling me I am exceptionally good-looking, and mean it.
Punishment: You must fill GAD with spam threads and face being banned for it.

Nobody must start additional counting threads. Punishment for doing so: You are banned for days equal to the number of threads started, multiplied by all the amounts you instructed people to count to, divided by the numbers you instructed them to count by; with all negatives numbers' signs reversed into a positive, and all decimal points in decimal numbers moved the same number of digits to the left of the last significant digit as the number of digits the decimal point originally was placed to the right of the first significant digit; e.g. 0.00000000089 becomes 89,000,000,000.0.

Additionally, if the "count by" number contains more decimal places to the right of zero than the "count to" number contains to the left of it, then the "count to" number receives an equal number of additional decimal places to the left of zero, plus 4 more digits, for the purposes of calculating the ban length. E.g., if the instructions were to count to 1 by 0.00000000089s, then the poster of that thread receives a ban of 1,000,000,000 x 10,000 days, divided by 89,000,000,000 days, so 10,000,000,000,000 divided by 89,000,000,000 or 112.36 days for that thread.

People posting huge blocks of text without paragraph breaks, will have their PC scroll to a random position on the page every time I lose my place in their post.

Rule: Each Sunday, as practice for even better moderation of the site, each of WP's forums will be filled with 100 pages of spam threads by an automated program called "Catlover5spambot". Spam will include everything for simple repetitive posting to highly grotesque p**n. Each member must help clean up by removing spam threads.

Punishment, for members who fail to delete at least 100 spam threads: You will be made to pin up porn photos at work/school, and face being fired/suspended etc. for it.

Rule: Every member must pay me at least 10 compliments a day.

Punishment: Violators must permanently change their avatar to this: https://openclipart.org/image/2400px/sv ... llface.png

All WP members must own at least one cute Pokemon. Failure to do so will result in their house being full of Pokemon stuffies.

All WPMembers over the age of 20 must wear cowboy boots to bed.

Failure to comply shall be all food turning to alfalfa.

Oh, that bump!

Rule: You must not mention Donald Trump in a post or say his name more than once within a 168-hour period.
Punishment: You will only be able to say or write "Donald Trump", "GO TRUMP!", "VOTE TRUMP!" "TRUMP 4 PREZ!" and "TRUMP RULEZ0RZ!" until the day after the election.

Rule: All members must revive at least one awesome old thread like this one.
All offenders must count all the counting threads in existence, from the dawn of time until people stop posting counting threads, which will probably be never.

Rule: All members must audition for next years' The X Factor, singing Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven Is A Place On Earth" perfectly, with every note in tune, without practicing or singing lessons or anything.

Punishment: You must audition for the 2018 The X Factor, singing Ylvis' "The Fox" perfectly, with every note in tune, without practicing or singing lessons or anything. For one year afterwards, you will also only be able to say "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding-gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding-gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!".

Rule: All visitors to Off-the-Wall must eat flan whilst posting.

Punishment: The evil demons of flan will appear and curse you so that you may eat nothing but flan for a month.
Attempting to eat any other food will result in you transforming into a flan demon.

rule: yuo mus nevr questian my spelllinng skkillls

punismen: yuo mus go bac to Kindygardon