08 Jan 2008, 7:19 pm
Dog man eats cat lady...
09 Jan 2008, 7:23 am
Stick is thrown and dog man chases it.
09 Jan 2008, 12:31 pm
Mr. T beats everyone else with stick and breaks it into many pieces.
09 Jan 2008, 12:43 pm
Mr. T beats everyone else with stick and breaks it into many pieces.
Mr. T ain't no fool, but Samson cracks his skull with the jawbone of an ass, making the 1,001st person he's killed that way.
09 Jan 2008, 2:57 pm
The ass retaliates (and where exactly did the jawbone come from?) 
10 Jan 2008, 8:34 am
Donkeys are better than asses.
10 Jan 2008, 8:37 am
Children ride the donkeys and suffocate them.
10 Jan 2008, 10:24 am
Children ride the donkeys and suffocate them.
The natural course of growth and maturity turns the children into adolescents, and depresses them.
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10 Jan 2008, 11:28 am
This helps with depression to a degree.
10 Jan 2008, 2:22 pm
Whoops! It turns out that the adolescents are given a totally useless drug instead!
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10 Jan 2008, 11:25 pm
Nonetheless, it proves effective in a neat 30% of cases.
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11 Jan 2008, 12:28 am
The guy above looks like Van Johnson who was in this movie:
Where his character killed a guy by accident while drunk and handling a shotgun...
11 Jan 2008, 8:10 am
The cinema closes down preventing anyone from seeing the movie
11 Jan 2008, 8:16 am
The Tardis eliminates the need for problems like this.
11 Jan 2008, 8:22 am
Daleks destroy the Tardis.
11 Jan 2008, 8:23 am
Daleks are crushed by a giant walking sausage.
