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"Break the dam! RELEASE THE RIVER!"

Treebeard in Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

?A dark age indeed! An age of inconvenience! No plumbing! No electricity! No. . . nothing!?

Merlin in The Sword in the Stone.

Leonard Hofstadter: You'll never guess what just happened.
Sheldon Cooper: You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an interdimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work in the Thinkatorium, by telepathically-controlled flying dolphins?
Leonard Hofstadter: No.
Sheldon Cooper: Awww...
Leonard Hofstadter: Penny kissed me.
Sheldon Cooper: Well, who would ever guess that?

The Big Bang Theory

"Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand. It's everywhere, get used to it."

Genie in Aladdin and the King of Thieves.

Frodo: You're late.

Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

"The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring"

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Oh, if only Ian McKellen had accepted the role of Dumbledore, when Richard Harris passed.

"I admire that honesty, Natalie, that's a noble quality. Never lose that, because it often disappears with age, or entering politics."

Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire.

Joan Rivers: "Remember the will."

"Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best"

"Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?"

Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs.

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny kissing me is not insane. She used to kiss me all the time.

Sheldon Cooper: Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. By that standard, Penny is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

The Big Bang Theory

"Did that man just say 'Revenge is a dish best served cold' in Klingon?"

Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory.

Fly, Fly, be Free!

Mork in Mork and Mindy to an egg that had an undiagnosed hearing disorder...

"Are they actually arguing about comic books?"

Raj in The Big Bang Theory.

Awww, I remember that episode when the girls read comic books!!

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Hyacinth: "It's my sister Violet----the with the Mercedes.... house..... and room for a pony."

"Keeping Up Appearances"

I love that part.

"Then Red Hulk must be worthy!"

"How can Red Hulk be worthy?"

"YOU DON'T KNOW HIS LIFE!"

Bernadette and Penny in The Big Bang Theory.

Sheldon Cooper: Just so you know, I was up all night, but I have finally completed the Penny-specific section of the new roommate agreement.

Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, well, not necessary. We broke up again.

Sheldon Cooper: Sheldon throws the agreement up in the air Do you even think about other people, Leonard? Do you?

The Big Bang Theory

"The best number is 73. Why? 73 is the 21st prime number. Its mirror, 37, is the 12th and its mirror, 21, is the product of multiplying 7 and 3. . . and in binary 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001."

"73 is the Chuck Norris of numbers!"

"Chuck Norris wishes. . . all Chuck Norris backwards gets you is Sirron Kcuhc!"

Sheldon and Leonard in The Big Bang Theory.