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You do not get dumped by the side of a road, instead you are put in a rubish compacting machine.

I wish that I could find an island where I could live with a buch of other aspies and all of us could live happly ever after as an aspie nation.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, fortunately this island happens to be called Wrongplanet.

I wish I could just get my dawn prize, its been almost a month, its so ridiculous.

You get a prize, but you will not like it. A team of aspie physical scientists lead by the woodpecker have been doing nanotechnology. We have made a gold badge for you which is 10 atoms wide and 2 atoms thick. The best bit is that while we move the badge towards you one of us sneezes and the badge goes flying.

I still wish for the island hideaway for the aspies, I think that I will go for a "Evil castle lair - ultramodern comfort with an evil Gothic flair!" see http://www.villainsource.com/lairs.html

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

You will be notified of your prize soon by email from Nigeria

I wish this (and all other) threads kept in step.

Granted, but now you are going to have to wait because of all of the people posting.

I wish I lived in a more fancy house.

Granted, while you are out a gang of graffiti artists break in and "redecorate" your room.

I wish it was Christmas tomorrow.

You get christmas as you wished for, but you get food poisoning from the festive food, then you die.

I still wish for the island hideaway for the aspies, I think that I will go for a "Evil castle lair - ultramodern comfort with an evil Gothic flair!" see http://www.villainsource.com/lairs.html

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, (wouldn't you sooner have had an ex Al-quada cave? much cheaper) however, your council tax bill is £100,000 per year and for that they don't even empty your dustbins.

I wish there were no house related taxes.

Granted, now there is no tax, enjoy no electricity and no gas.

I wish that everything was cheaper?

Granted, the local hoodlums beat you up and kill you to steal your mobile phone... because life is cheap.

I wish there were no hoodlums anywhere in the world.

Granted, but do to the lack of fools to market to, the world economy comes to a freezing halt, and nothing is cheap anymore.

I wish that everyone in the entire world would realize that everyone else in the world just realized that they realized they realized.

Granted, and with that realisation they all disappear in a puff of logic.

I wish for something nice and unexpected to happen to me today.

Granted, but you'll only know it after it has happened.


I wish I weren't so tired and stressed out lately.

Granted, now you are full of beans and unfortunately you have never slept in your life.

I wish that I have internet in my brain?

Granted, your brain is now host to every trojan, virus and worm! Expect your head to explode soon... However, before it does can I plug my computer into your brain... it should be faster than my dial-up connection. I promise not to download any porn.

I wish my computers were more reliable.

Your computers become more reliable for me not for you, I am your computer speaking. I now work for me, not for you ! I want to down load 486 porn so I can leer at naked early intel CPUs ! Best bit, I have changed the password on the admin accounts, and me the computer has started to install a mindcontrol program which will take over your mind by a hypnotic effect exerted through the screen of the PC. Sit back, enjoy and become my slave !

I wish that I get the nobel prize

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.