Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you are now the wisest person to have ever come across. (sarcasm)

I wish for friday to just hurry up and just come.

Granted, but everyone that was going to call you in the next day or so calls you in the next ten minutes. Also, you missed a homework deadline.

I wish for a computer that actually works right at least 83% of the time.

Granted, but you can't figure out how to make it work.

I wish for a cake.

Granted, you fall into a muddy puddle and are now caked up with mud.

I wish for a chocolate biscuit.

Granted, now you have no more teeth left after eating that.

I wish that the blooming prize ive been waiting for, for a blooming month to just arrive.

It's here too early and the worlds economy crashes, but nobody cares because it's a great month.

I wish this thread would take over the internet.

Granted, now everyone in the world now know even your parents know about WP, I wouldn't be too sure if you want that?

I wish that computers never have failures?

Granted, now the humans operating on them have failures.

I wish for a very powerful telescope.

Granted. Some jokers at NASA knock you out, fly you to the Space Hubble Telescope in a shuttle. Stick you in a space suit and you wake up to find yourself perched on a very powerful telescope. They like their little pranks at NASA.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

Granted, now you are so comfortable in your sleep that you are never up in time for work.

I wish that I could swap places with someone?

Granted, it so happens that someone else also had exactly the same wish as you at exactly the same moment. You are now on death row in America with about half an hour left before your lethal injection.

I wish I could afford to go to the dentist.

Granted, but it's been so long from the last time you've been to the dentist that your teeth are in horrible condition.
You wind up getting a few fillings and root canals.

I wish I had time for a jog around the apartment complex, its supposed to be nice tomorrow, I think.

Granted, but you fall and sprain your ankle while running.

I wish I could walk through walls.

Granted, you are no longer solid. You fall into the center of the earth where you will spend your life for the rest of eternity.

I wish I could control the rain.

Granted, the rain now has Stockholm syndrome and follows you obsessively for the rest of your life.

I wish I lived in a land down under, where women glow and men plunder?

Granted, you now live underneath the Chernobyl nuclear reactor where women glow and men plunder.

I wish I lived in a magical place where it was not necessary to work and there was ample food, clothing, shelter and young nymphets tending my every need.