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15 Apr 2009, 1:43 pm

In a time of economic crisis, Cedric finds a new way to gather elecrticity without being billed.


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15 Apr 2009, 3:07 pm

Steal off here, I want to enjoy my bad mood!



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15 Apr 2009, 3:15 pm

My joints are getting stiff. I need some oil, rest and relaxation.


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15 Apr 2009, 3:33 pm

My joints are getting stiff. I need an angel-like woman who gives me a massage every day.



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15 Apr 2009, 3:36 pm

I need an angel-like handyman to flex my joints and lubricate me and have me over the door.


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16 Apr 2009, 1:31 pm

This is my son at 115.



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17 Apr 2009, 1:39 pm

Translated this means: Only fools get caught when writing on the seaf---


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17 Apr 2009, 1:47 pm

I cant believe it, I found this note on the street. I'm rich!! !! ! :wink:



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19 Apr 2009, 12:35 am

meh beah will be dirty in 24 hours or less


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19 Apr 2009, 9:58 am

look everyone! i'm smiling! :-D



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19 Apr 2009, 12:02 pm

"What the HELL is crawling out of the bonfire?!"


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19 Apr 2009, 12:34 pm

LostInEmulation wrote:
"What the HELL is crawling out of the bonfire?!"


it's a dragon. lol.

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19 Apr 2009, 12:49 pm

I like my Dragon well done.



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19 Apr 2009, 1:14 pm

Dance there upon the shore; What need have you to care For wind or water's roar. (Quote, W.B. Yeats)


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19 Apr 2009, 1:18 pm

*click* *scale* *upload* Webcams are neat!


@DragonShadow: I wanted to imply that someone was confused by this dragon crawling out of a bonfire. I recognized it. :oops:


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19 Apr 2009, 2:25 pm

A true friend's value, today.