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Botti
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19 Apr 2009, 4:03 pm

What do you mean, "my right side is my better side!! !!????"

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Doro
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20 Apr 2009, 3:04 pm

I love rhythm!

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20 Apr 2009, 3:49 pm

awwww how sweet, i go to work and geze climbs up into my bed and falls fast asleep.....shhhh dont want to disturb her sleeping, she appears to be dreaming of her friends in the united states!!

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20 Apr 2009, 4:00 pm

If only doordoctor knew that his doorcloser just hacked into the NSA.

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Penguins cannot fly because what cannot fly cannot crash!

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20 Apr 2009, 4:07 pm

ohhh myyyyy god,! !! this has got to be a joke, is this really MY phone bill, i DID NOT call any 1-900 numbers (1-900 numbers are pay per minute, sometimes adult entertainment agencies use them) im suing bell atlantic!! !

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20 Apr 2009, 4:11 pm

Don't disturb me now, I'm writing an e-mail to my dear friend GEZE in good old Germany.

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20 Apr 2009, 5:08 pm

Let me SLEEP for pete's sake! I had to pull an all-nighter!

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20 Apr 2009, 6:11 pm

And yes, that is the value of that leaf over there. No, not that one. The other one. Not that one either.

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21 Apr 2009, 12:55 pm

One distinguishing feature of this bizarre creature it its seemingly-impossible tail, which is, in fact, longer than the rest of its entire body.

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21 Apr 2009, 2:47 pm

First man-eating tree discovered!

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24 Apr 2009, 3:50 pm

I asked for some toilet paper and got this...

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24 Apr 2009, 4:02 pm

after hearing alot of clicking and metal noises, the sleepy janitor removed his pillow from his bed to find this, a GEZE closer he never seen before, " ohh my god, it seems the GEZE fairy was here and left me a GEZE TS-5000!! !"

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24 Apr 2009, 4:11 pm

New by Norton: Automatic computer repair device.

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