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13 Mar 2007, 10:00 am

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computer class is cancled for today
translation BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP

(yeah not funny but I am running low on captions :?)


that was actually a funny caption there raph

lol its mistaken as a professor?? it already has been mistaken as a student once when i was in 12th grade.
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took them about 5 hours to figure out it was a teacher mistake and norton was my closer not a human student

man, who ate too much beans and cabbage??? its all green fumes in here!! !


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13 Mar 2007, 10:06 am

"Meet Norton. We are to marry in June. The best man is a luxury door handle."


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13 Mar 2007, 10:11 am

lololol almost peed myself laughing soo hard!! !

someone is tickling me and wont stop,


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13 Mar 2007, 11:54 am

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lololol almost peed myself laughing soo hard!! !

someone is tickling me and wont stop,


"Warning! Urea damages electrical an mechanical components!"


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13 Mar 2007, 12:13 pm

LA LA LA LA!

:P (Singing along for those that don't get it)


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13 Mar 2007, 12:16 pm

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doordoctor wrote:
lololol almost peed myself laughing soo hard!! !

someone is tickling me and wont stop,


"Warning! Urea damages electrical an mechanical components!"


lol my poor closer, i guess he or she is now sterile(jameson) i dont think norton can make babies now!


when cats attack!! !


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13 Mar 2007, 12:20 pm

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lol my poor closer, i guess he or she is now sterile(jameson) i dont think norton can make babies now!

I guess you need a surrogate father then. If you're ever in Wisconsin, look me up.

"Norton brand door closers - soon to offer a waterproof model."


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13 Mar 2007, 12:33 pm

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lol my poor closer, i guess he or she is now sterile(jameson) i dont think norton can make babies now!

I guess you need a surrogate father then. If you're ever in Wisconsin, look me up.

"Norton brand door closers - soon to offer a waterproof model."


that would be a good idea, waterproof closers, for marine military use, and werever there is exposure to acts of nature prevent leaking oil and reduces wear on arm and other internal parts.

this is what happens when i watch too much larry the cable guy and jeff foxworthy


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13 Mar 2007, 1:47 pm

I'm operating a windows computer, but I was programed by a Mac.


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13 Mar 2007, 2:22 pm

"now what shall i play for the next song?"


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13 Mar 2007, 2:29 pm

forget the doors. I am opening windows now


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13 Mar 2007, 2:36 pm

meow, (cowboy) AHHHHH!! !! ! GIANT KITTEN!! !! RUN!! !


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13 Mar 2007, 3:02 pm

"Hey body. Do you think you could come back? I'm sorry about the breakup..."


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13 Mar 2007, 3:05 pm

HISSSSSSSSS *bite*


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13 Mar 2007, 3:11 pm

ahhahahe even better then the chase the red dot on floor!! !


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13 Mar 2007, 5:07 pm

I can't find any dating sites for computer literate claws. :cry: