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ProfessorX
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01 Nov 2009, 2:59 pm

Where is my pen? Still on your desk sir, where you left it last..

Where is my daily business planner?



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01 Nov 2009, 3:32 pm

It hasn't caught up yet and is still in yesterday. It should soon materialise on your desk again.

Where is my cheese on toast?


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01 Nov 2009, 3:34 pm

The mice have eaten it all up....


Where is my death-ray?


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01 Nov 2009, 3:40 pm

It died.

Where is the speed of WP at the moment?


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01 Nov 2009, 3:47 pm

I think it too sort of died.... 8O

Where is my faster than light internet connection?


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01 Nov 2009, 3:55 pm

It is working fine, it has gone into the past though so you should soon be connected to 1990's Internet.

Where is my future?


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01 Nov 2009, 10:17 pm

Right before your eyes.

Where's my mind?


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02 Nov 2009, 1:31 am

Being used to power a supercomputer. Generating fractals, at the moment.

Where is my Nintendo DSi XL preorder voucher?



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02 Nov 2009, 7:38 am

Lost in the post.

Where is my brain?


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02 Nov 2009, 7:54 am

Where is my time machine?


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02 Nov 2009, 8:21 am

You parked it in next year. You'll have to wait for it to appear now.

Where is my urgent letter from the taxman?


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02 Nov 2009, 5:39 pm

Where is my urgent letter from the taxman? currently on its way to you..


Where is my friends?



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02 Nov 2009, 6:02 pm

On the television in a series.

Where has the heat gone out of this house, it's freeeeeezzzzziing.


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02 Nov 2009, 10:11 pm

It went south for the winter.

Where's my bat finger puppet?



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03 Nov 2009, 4:17 am

It flew away on Halloween.

Where is my cup of hot tea?


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03 Nov 2009, 4:35 pm

Right in front of you. Disguised as a cup of cold tea.

Where is my pencil?


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