Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! Now everyone thinks you're a narcisstic jerk
who has materialistic views.

I wish for an iPod.

Denied.

I wish I could be someone I really wanted to be.

Granted, but because you want to be more than one person, you develop identity dissociative disorder. Enjoy!

I wish for the next three hours to disappear.

Granted, you have total amnesia and can't even remember your name.

I wish for a cup of tea.

Granted; it, however, is spiked with a love potion. Then you will fall in love with someone random.

I wish for something delicious to eat.

Granted, now you have yourself TallyMan's special of out of date Macroni Cheese.

Granted, your none-wish granted without corruption.

I wish for a doze. It's been a long busy day and I didn't sleep well last night.

Granted, you have to sleep until 4:00pm to pay for your hard time sleeping though.

I wish we could go out more often.

You go out more, you use the OUT command to send random data to a computer port.

I wish for the ability to play music just like Vince Clarke (of Erasure) and thus be able to shock and amaze my students. I also want to be able to do ballroom dancing as well as Bruce Forsyth.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, you now are able to ballroom dancer who has managed to destroy the dance floor.

I wish that I could not eat anything but cheese?

Granted, you can now only live on this cheese:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

I wish never to try that cheese.

Granted.... You now still got that weird after taste.


I wish that everyday outside is like what it is today.

Granted, lovely sunny day here too. It never rains again. England becomes a desert.

I wish for a side portion of chips with my Mousaka.

You get chips, silicon chips (defective ones from the factory production scrap bin) with your food.

I still wish that I could play music just like Vince Clarke.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. You are now equally adept at playing CDs as Vince Clarke.

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I wish Alison Angel was in love with me.

Granted, Alison the Angel fish is now in love with you. She swims around her tank thinking of you all day.

I wish WP didn't keep grinding to a halt with the message about being very busy.