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ShadesOfMe
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19 Nov 2007, 5:45 am

Granted, but you die a horrible video game death.

I wish I was darth vader.

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19 Nov 2007, 6:24 pm

Granted, but your body gets screwed up.

I wish that I had X-ray vision.

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19 Nov 2007, 7:02 pm

Granted but it overheats and burns your eyes.

I wish I was owned by Midna. :hail: :oops: :twisted:

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20 Nov 2007, 11:17 pm

Granted, but she beats you daily.

I wish that I could remember my dreams.

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23 Nov 2007, 8:50 am

granted but therye so horrible that you head splits in half.
i wish i wasn't always so tired

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23 Nov 2007, 9:58 am

Granted. You drink yourself to death with caffeine. I wish my car had magnesium wheels.

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23 Nov 2007, 11:40 am

granted but they idnite as you drive to fast.

I wish I could get laid more often!

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23 Nov 2007, 12:54 pm

Granted but only in your nightmares... :twisted:

I wish that I had several million dollars and there was no inflation.

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23 Nov 2007, 10:24 pm

Granted, but you have to pay that money to your bank.

I wish for people to be born without anuses.

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23 Nov 2007, 10:55 pm

Granted, but all humans become living zip-lock bags and defecate from whence they ate.

I wish that i could grant wisdom to all people. :wink:

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24 Nov 2007, 4:49 pm

Granted, but it's bad wisdom.

I wish my labs would come in.

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24 Nov 2007, 5:13 pm

Granted, but they pee all over your floor and go right back outside.

I wish for world peace!

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24 Nov 2007, 9:48 pm

Granted, but love's loose cannon sparks massive orgies across the world. And...uhhh....thats all we would do I guess. Seriously, have you ever been to a nude beach?

I wish I had a bigger toaster, so I could toast bagels without shredding them and risking electrocution.

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