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Granted, the pollen makes you cough instead.

I wish I would have something from a restaurant today.

(it does make me cough .. sneeze .. itch .. runny nose .. red watery eyes)

Granted, you get a McDonald's Happy Meal.

I wish the Israelis and Palestinians would all just get along.

Granted. No corruption advised.

I wish the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan would end already.

Granted, uncorrupted likewise, except to add ... and don't shift to Pakistan, Iran, etc.

I wish Bootsie wouldn't go broody without fertilized eggs to sit on.

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish for a digital camera.

Granted. You get a very, very small camera. About the size of this period.

I wish I had a arm computer.

Yes you can have a ARM computer, it is one which photographs your backside (plenty of words for backside start with an A), it Reveals it and then it Mails it. So your new computer keeps on sending pictures (by email, fax and telex) of your backside to all your family, coworkers, friends, the local vicar, the bar down the street, the local headmasters and the police station front desk.

I wish that Oliver Sacks, Mark Twain, Geoge Orwell, Shakespear, Steven King and Temple Grandin would come over to my house and help me write the book I keep meaning to write.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted; it is the most useless computer you ever had, and has no function but be a pain in your arm.

I wish that my money in my bank account triple in amount.

You have three times as much money but do to hyperinflation you are only able to afford a small loaf of bread.

I still wish that Oliver Sacks, Mark Twain, Geoge Orwell, Shakespear, Steven King and Temple Grandin would come over to my house and help me write the book I keep meaning to write.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted; that, however, is in your dreams; in reality, you copy their works verbatim and compile them in a book you claim as your own; they then sue you for plagiarism, and your reputation as a writer goes to an abrupt halt.

I wish no one contradicts my next wish.

Granted (provisionally )

I wish for a bacon sandwich.

Granted, just trim around the green parts.


I wish for a simple life.

Granted, your life is now over.

I wish birds wouldn't poop on my car.

Granted, they now open the window and poop inside it.

I wish moles didn't dig holes in my lawn and garden.

Granted; they are, however, replaced by beavers and gophers.

I wish I can set up my own business and be successful with it.

Granted. You successfully set up your own business. But you have no customers.

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I wish for infinite wishes that are all granted.