Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. Split peas turn into a nutritional slurry upon contact, being very easy to digest.

I wish I were an elf.

Granted, you work for Santa and when you don't, you are teased about being short.

I wish I would be in my PJs right now.

Granted; you're arriving at the office for an important meeting, in your p.j.s

I wish my stiff neck would loosen up.

Granted; screws in your head will loosen up as well.

I wish I had no work tomorrow so I can stay up all night.

Granted. You've been fired and can't sleep from worry.

I wish cooking didn't involve so much cleaning.

Granted, you hire someone to wash the dishes.

I wish for good weather tomorrow so I can work in the vegetable garden.

Granted. But when you finish....Sudden Heavy Downpour. Happy Mudding!

I wish I had a flying home.

Granted, it gets caught in a tornado.

I wish for a good nights ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Granted, but Sylvester wakes you up.

I wish, I wish, for a genie girl.

Granted ... so she shakes her head and vanishes.

I wish I were sleepy (it's bedtime, have an early start tomorrow)

Granted. You fall into a deep sleep and wake up in 2310.

I wish I could be in two places at once.

Granted, you are getting onboard a train when the sliding doors suddenly close leaving half of you on the platform and the other half en-route to the city.

I wish for a slice of pie.

Granted, but you almost choked on it because it was too dry, and a raisin got stuck in your teeth.

I wish I could sleep away Tuesday.

Granted, but then you become reliant on your bicycle for ever.

I wish I could download the entire internet into my brain.

Granted, but without firewall or security software your brain is infected by all the computer viruses on the Internet.

I wish purple martins would nest in my back yard.

Granted, they invite their friends over and also occupy your house too.

I wish the pigeons didn't nest so close to my vegetable patch.