Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, now they're nesting in your bed.

I wish I lived in cyber world.

Granted, you are now one of the Cybermen (as in Dr Who).

I wish to comprehend the sound of one dog barking.

Granted, but it still manages to bite you.

I wish I could live only on nectar.

Granted, you are now a hummingbird.

I wish I could live in a tree.

Granted, you are now a squirrel.

I wish time could go both ways and be interchanging.

Granted, time is interchangeable with the other three dimensions.

I wish I could make money with singing without having to, like, perform in public.......

Granted, but squirrels will attack you when you sing.

I wish that I will end up with the first girl I loved...

Granted; by then, she's already married to someone else.

I wish I could multiply my money instantly.

Granted; so can everyone else, which sets off hyperinflation and your purchasing power actually slips....

I wish this headache would go away.

Granted; the rest of your body then aches.

I wish I have something worthwhile to do tomorrow.

Granted, you decide to sell everything you own and give it all away to charity.

I wish to suddenly feel motivated to do some work

Hmm, your wish must have come true, since you seem to have left the forum while I was off researching Vikings.

I wish TallyMan would quit being so responsible and come out to play again.

Meh, I can't corrupt that wish!

I wish the Earth would make a loop and somehow jump from Monday to Wednesday.

Granted. The resulting jump in the spin of the Earth disturbes its orbit, however, and it plunges into the sun.

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I wish my skin was translucent so I could see if I'm hungry or not.

Granted, that wish sounds already corrupted enough anyway.

I wish a certain someone succeeds at something tomorrow.

Granted, I will succeed at selling my big oriental carpet on Ebay.

I wish Booyakasha gets her driving license tomorrow