Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you have been awake since 0:01 am.

I wish not to be so addicted to this forum.

Me too! Granted, we both leave it alone and it languishes without our brilliant wit.

I wish we could do this joking around in person some time.

Granted, WP holds a big get together for all WP members... in Antarctica.

I wish to work now...

Granted, you have a whole load of heavy work to do, please clean up this mess... and don't miss a spot.

I wish that tomorrow was today?

Granted, but the space time continuum collapses and you find yourself being lectured by Dr Who for breaking his tardis.

I wish I had a tardis.

Granted; unfortunately it's out of order and the parts needed to fix it are somewhen else.

I wish whoever tried to PM me would try again ... I got the e-mail from WP saying I have a PM, but my inbox is empty. ???

Granted, your box is now full of pm's from a Nigerian Prince offering you £1M if you give him your bank details.

I wish for a stress free evening.

Granted, your tea is spiked with valium and you sleep through the evening. Then stay awake all night.

I wish for a healthy, productive garden.

Granted. Your cubicle farm succeeds in growing.You now have a healthy shipment of cubicles.

I wish we could grow anything by planting it.

Granted ... seriously, go ahead, try it. Plant all your money in a hole in my nice healthy, productive garden!

I wish I had started thinking about dinner earlier ... sausages are frozen.

Granted. You then decided to go out to dinner.

I wish my class in Hemingway was over, and it was Friday so I can go to the hobby store for game night.

Granted. You flunked the Hemingway class, and all the games at the store are Hemingway-themed.

I wish I hadn't logged back into this addictive forum. I need to go to sleep now!

Granted; you will still post in your sleep.

I wish I could extend my days off.

Granted, but due to a mistranslation, you get put onto a torture rack and stretched on your days off.

I wish to get more work done in the garden this afternoon.

Granted. A groundhog will dig up half your seedlings this morning, thus causing more work for you this afternoon.

I wish I were not running late (as usual) this morning.

Granted. You have to stay up the entire night in order to achieve this. By a twist of fate, however, you're still late.

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I wish I could run up walls.