Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, your house tips over and you can now run up the walls.

I wish it rains enough today to wash all the pollen out of the air.

Granted, but didn't you also get the warning about needing to build an ark?

I wish to get some more gardening done in 5 minutes after this break.

Granted but you get a zillion weeds that are really hard to pull

I wish I had a meerkat of my own

Granted. It eats all your furniture.

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I wish I could meet a real aspie and have a decent conversation for once.

Granted, they pin you into a corner and talk to you about their favourite obsession until your ears fall off.

I wish for a pizza.

Granted buit is old and full of bacteria and not sutible for human consuption.

I wish I could skip college and go straight to vet school.

Granted, a world war starts and you get drafted to join the "vets"

I wish to speak French fluently.

Granted, now you've been asked to move to Mozambique, because they need French interpreters there.

I wish I wasn't sleepy right now.

Granted, someone sneaks up behind you and tickles you, waking you up.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

Granted but there's a fly drowning in it.

I wish for a Ground-hog day so I get enough opportunities to do things right.

Granted, but after getting them right you've got to do them right again and again and again.

I wish for a bacon buttie.

Granted but dog ate all the bacon.

I wish I didn't have to sleep at all.

Granted, you are awake permanently and as bad tempered and grumpy as hell.

I wish I didn't suffer from narcolep......................................

Granted, you suffer from insomnia.

I wish dreams come true.

I can't corrupt that.

I also wish dreams come true.

Granted. That really trippy dream you had 9 months ago? It happens.

I wish I could build a solid hologram city.