Corrupt A Wish

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Solid hologram? Isn't that a contradiction in terms? I think you just corrupted your own wish. Or did you mean to post it on the oxymorons thread?

I wish I knew for sure where I would be living one month from now.

granted: purgatory. (want to know where you'll be living two months from now? )

i wish my wine had been refrigerated.

Granted but your refrigerator was broken anyway.

I wish my scanner wasn't so noisy

Granted; the rest of your computer now becomes noisy.

I wish I could sleep longer in lesser time.

Granted, your clocks have all stopped.

I wish I could enjoy the beautiful spring weather without itching and sneezing and sniffling and coughing.

Granted, you cease to breathe.

I wish to explore a sunken ship (but not near that cruel pirate captain).

Granted, but the sea siren decides to merry you.

I wish I didn't have to go soon.

Granted, you needed to go 10 minutes ago, you're late.

I wish I weighed 20 lbs less.

Granted. Isn't salmonella a terrible thing.

I wish for a little house on a tropical island and to share it with someone interesting.

Granted. Your housemate is addicted to hallucinogens. Doesn't get much more interesting than that!

I wish stress spurred me to useful action instead of paralyzing me.

Granted without corruption. (I can relate to that).

I wish to suddenly feel motivated to work.

Granted without corruption.... me, too.

So I'm going to drive down to the farm and take the elusive landlady a dozen fresh eggs.
I wish she says yes, of course, I still want you to move in, and May 1 will be just fine!

Granted without corruption. Good luck.

I wish to work now.

Granted. You will be more productive today than the last 2 weeks put together

I wish to find a second part-time cooking job like the one at the Abbey.

(That wouldn't be difficult! )

Granted, you get a part time job cooking for an unknown tribe of cannibals in the middle of the Amazon jungle.

That sounds almost lovely. I almost ran away once to the Amazon jungle with a native guy from a little village in Ecuador with no roads (transport is by river, or there's an airfield for longer trips), no electricity, no phones -- no internet. I was tempted. He was awful nice.

Are you out of wishes?

I wish to get up off my buns and go for a walk by the lake.