Corrupt A Wish

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Granted; you are now a fish out of water.

I wish for a cure for my sore throat!

(Hot tea with honey, lemon or peppermint or echinacea pastille don't help?) i can't corrupt that wish.

I wish that sun on Wednesday makes a loop and this Thursday will be omitted.

Granted, Thursday is omitted due to a bizarre convulsion of the rotation of the Earth and its orbit around the sun, shortly before the Earth is deposited in an orbit between Jupiter and Saturn.

I wish TallyMan would make a wish for me to corrupt?

Granted. But it's not your turn.

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I wish my wishes weren't bypassed all the time.

Next wish, please?


I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair?

Granted ... but nobody goes to your concerts, they just giggle at your floral hairdo.

I wish various fresh fish were more abundantly available without overfishing....

Granted, more dioxins and mercury get dumped into the sea making them too poisonous to eat.

I wish for some sardines on toast.

Granted, you get all your three eyed fresh fish from the fish farm next to the Nuclear Plant.


I wish I was a good dancer?

Granted, you are an excellent square-dancer. Too bad you can't find 7 other square-dancers and a caller to get a dance going.

I wish I could play the fiddle.

Granted, but you get caught out playing the fiddle and end up in prison.

I wish I could have days holiday on the moon.

Granted, but -- um, you know it won't support human life, don't you? You might want to rethink your holiday destination.

I wish I could play the piano!

You have a holiday on the moon. But a large volcanic eruption on Io means that there are no space shuttles available to take you home and you have to make your own back to earth.


I wish I could see the Seven wonders of the world?

And with your new subscriptions to Readers Digest and National Geographic you will!

I wish I had more quarters for that other game.

Granted. However the price has been raised and now the machine will only accept 50-cent pieces.

I wish acne had really ended with adolescence.

Granted, now you have to put up with Acme instead and live in a world inhabited by cartoon characters.

I wish to go and do some work now, so I can play again later.