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Granted, but I'm sure you won't need to attack them so aggressively to pass.

I wish for a cup of coffee to get the brain up to speed to work.

( well am I terminator or not? )

Granted but it only speeds up your metabolic rate.

I wish for quick pass of approximately 9 hours.

Hours? Sorry I read that as decades. Welcome to Futurama.

I wish to escape from the clutches of the Merovingian

Granted, the Merovingians were overthrown by Pepin the Short, and being tall you are imprisoned as an enemy of the new dynasty.

I wish I could just get stuff DONE without all this ... ugh.

Granted, the WP server overloads and is down for a month. So no excuse to be here.

I wish my water pump works.

Granted, but you get tendonitis from working it.


I wish that very large spider were on the OUTSIDE of the window instead of the INSIDE!

Granted, you decide to live outdoors hence technically at least it is outside and you are inside.

I wish my pump didn't look so rusty.

Granted, I sprayed it with Rustoleum for you. It might still be rusty on the inside, but hey, it looks prettier, doesn't it?

I wish this damn landlady would stop being such a pain in the tuckus and just say YES for once and for all!

Granted, the landlady say 'Yes' you must find somewhere else to live.

I wish to go work now. Bye for now. No more burns in the kitchen!

Thank you, Tally.

I wish the board quiets down and nobody else shows up to play, so I can actually get some work done!

Granted, seems it did until a certain unnamed person showed up who should have been doing her homework

I wish for no rocks in my garden.

Granted you have loads of Flowers and odd animals coming in your garden such as flying sharks with DUAL ACTION LASERS! (Sorry about that...)

I wish for a basement in my house so I can store all my anime and manga there, and have a fancy kotatsu (A heated table/ bed, I think what it is ) also in there

Granted. You have a basement, which floods when it rains, then mold starts growing in the walls, and you're allergic, so you have to move out. To an upper-story apartment in a high rise somewhere.

I wish I had more time to hang out here before going out again.

Granted, you've been fired and made an enemy of the state.

I wish I could go deaf at will.

Granted. 30 minute cooldown time for your hearing to return.

I wish I could become invisible at will.

Granted, everyone can see you except Will. But why you would want to hide from him I don't know.

I wish for some larger slippers, these seem a bit small for me.