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T-rav20
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17 Mar 2007, 2:17 am

Norton anti-virus system, the only anti-virus you will need for your computer...ever again.
Instructions: Close computer and place on ground, pick up norton anti-virus system and elevate to a height of twenty feet above your computer. release Norton anti-virus system. your hard drive will be cleansed of all Viruses, Spyware, and Adware.


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17 Mar 2007, 2:35 am

This is a stick up!

or...

I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it!



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17 Mar 2007, 3:02 am

"Grandpa Jimmy!" (it's an inside joke, pm me for an explanation)


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17 Mar 2007, 6:27 am

I have a guitar and aint' afraid to use it!



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17 Mar 2007, 8:02 am

pre digitalized .gif age


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17 Mar 2007, 8:29 am

Having tried everything to clean his computer, generic person #1 is now trying to literally BUILD a program that gets rid of viruses, adware, and spyware.


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17 Mar 2007, 8:36 am

ahhh the enemy is multiplying and taking over the war!! !! capt, were loosing the war, help!! !!


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17 Mar 2007, 2:16 pm

Johnny 5's cousin Jerry


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17 Mar 2007, 2:56 pm

lol i loved that movie johnny number 5

(robot voice) johnny 5 is alive i am alive!! !

i do have a feeling that someone on this site has just that, his avator IS johnny 5. i know who it was now, stevek

im a singing the bluuuuuuuuueees ahah yeeeaaaaaaaaaahaha


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17 Mar 2007, 3:46 pm

doordoctor wrote:
lol i loved that movie johnny number 5

(robot voice) johnny 5 is alive i am alive!! !

i do have a feeling that someone on this site has just that, his avator IS johnny 5 (forgot who it was, may have been codarac.

im a singing the bluuuuuuuuueees ahah yeeeaaaaaaaaaahaha


Same here!

"Rook to bishop 12"


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17 Mar 2007, 3:51 pm

i just found a website and discussion board all about that robot,

http://www.johnny-five.com/

truenoblues, NOW ON TOUR!! !


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18 Mar 2007, 7:06 am

1) i am going to attach a closer onto my door
2) i am going to attach my laptop onto my door



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18 Mar 2007, 7:13 am

This door leads to another dimension of the universe..



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18 Mar 2007, 7:15 am

Giving me a bath was a BIG mistake.



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18 Mar 2007, 7:20 am

this cat is in the naughty corner



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18 Mar 2007, 9:15 am

"... It's for you."


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