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granted, but the flame burns the balloon and you become stranded with no form of equipment to contact a rescue helicopter





I wish my freinds found me less "whiny"

Granted, they find you overbearing instead.

I wish I had had time to make and hang up yard sale signs yesterday.

Granted, you go back a day, but this happens repeatedly like the film 'Groundhead Day' and you have Bill Murray's receding hairstyle.

I wish I could I wasn't colour blind?

Granted, your vision has improved to the point of seeing ultraviolet and infra-red light as well, not to mention echo-location. You have turned into a bat.

I wish I wasn't so tired at the moment.

Granted, you have attention deficit hyperactive disorder and you run around like a headless chicken.


I wish I could have lived in medieval times.

Granted, but you would have probably died when reaching 30 years, with no medical care, open sewerage systems, toothless and possibly blind as well.

I wish I met Leonardo.

Granted, you meet him at Madam Tussauds.

I wish that there was a wax model of me?

Granted, while visiting Madam Tussauds you accidentally fall into a vat of molten wax. They subsequently put you onto display.

I wish my lawn mower would work without human operation.

Granted, at least in part. Your teeth have all rotted so badly you will need implants, and the dentist takes a wax mold of your jaws.

I wish Lucy would feed & water her own chickens!

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish for the ability to shape-shift into
different members of Wrong Planet, one at a time.

Granted, but we will all be so annoyed at being duplicated you will be banned.

I wish I were feeling more prepared for tomorrow's yard sale....

Granted! you are all prepared for the yard sale but a car crashes into your yard and you cannot hold the sale there.

I wish for a new PSP.

granted, but the delivery guy makes you agree to chop off your fingers before giving it to you. Although its a custom psp you can play with your brainwaves.

I wish I had the nerves to deal with people on a regular basis.

Granted, you have the nerve to deal with people via this forum daily.

I wish I still had some back porch furniture No seriously, the yard sale went very well today. Nobody bought the yard, though?

Granted, you get some new, really stylish back porch furniture. Unfortunately a tornado arrives and hits your home, leaving you with nothing apart from your back porch.

I wish I had super senses.

Granted, your senses are so keen you live in perpetual overload.....

I wish day 2 of the yard sale weren't starting in less than 1/2 hour