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08 Feb 2018, 11:48 pm

AshtenS wrote:

I use a blender for that.

Will it blend? That is the question. *Cue intro*

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09 Feb 2018, 1:00 am

eat fire ants

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09 Feb 2018, 1:31 am

No women in her 40's should be interested in video games or cartoons. She should only be interested in shoe shopping and celebrity couples.

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09 Feb 2018, 2:40 am

eat radioactive worms.

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09 Feb 2018, 3:00 am

Eating radioactive worms will give you superpowers

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09 Feb 2018, 3:09 am

eating radioactive worms will make your dingledangle grow to equal your height.

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09 Feb 2018, 3:18 am

drive your dad's truck to a town you've never been to before, get a speeding ticket, go to a used car dealership after wandering around aimlessly and look in the windows of a chrysler tc by maserati, take it tor a test drive, and just leave afterwards all within two hours.

oh wait i actually did that LOL

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09 Feb 2018, 3:57 am

put up a shingle outside a rental storefront, advertise as a storefront psychic, while not having any psychic ability whatsoever, without a business license.

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09 Feb 2018, 4:30 am

Run into a wall repeatedly to make a doorway

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09 Feb 2018, 10:49 am

Cutting the cables for your computer will stop the virus.

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09 Feb 2018, 4:00 pm

Be more of a psychic vampire.

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09 Feb 2018, 8:39 pm

eat wax fruit.

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09 Feb 2018, 9:44 pm

auntblabby wrote:

put up a shingle outside a rental storefront, advertise as a storefront psychic, while not having any psychic ability whatsoever, without a business license.

believe that anyone has psychic ability, for that matter. no, they won't fleece you.

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09 Feb 2018, 10:40 pm

Dance like everyone is watching.

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09 Feb 2018, 10:54 pm

dance like nobody is watching.

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10 Feb 2018, 9:38 am

auntblabby wrote:

stockpile 90% isopropyl alcohol as a sub for the everclear.

Better yet....use isolpropyl like "Hamburger Helper" to pad out your vodka supply. Refill that bottle of premium vodka by spiking it with isopropyl, and just serve it to your guests. Your guests wont know the difference. They may not live long if you do that. But they wont know the difference.

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